Your dad is pretty sexy for an older guy. I really have a crush on him. And from the huge bulge in his pants when I'm around, I think he has one for me. Next time I see him I'm going to find out. If you think that's news to me, you should see his bulge when my other cheerleader friends are around. In fact, my dad seems to always have a boner. I suppose that's the reason Mom is always tired. He keeps her very busy! I can't wait until I find a guy just like my dad!