Larry Semon

The Stage Hand

Lucille Carlisle

The Leading Lady

Frank Alexander

The Stage Manager

Thelma Percy

The Animal Trainer

Al Thompson

The Show Manager

William Hauber

Props

Jack Duffy

The Hero

Frank Hayes

The Prima Donna

Oliver Hardy

Audience member (uncredited)

2 Minutes of Fame

Chris Rock: Kill the Messenger

Louis C.K.: Oh My God

Adam Sandler: Love You

Chris Rock: Never Scared

Louis C.K.: Ridiculous

Chris Rock: Selective Outrage

Bill Burr: Drop Dead Years

Gabriel Iglesias: I'm Sorry for What I Said When I Was Hungry

Eddie Murphy Raw

Demetri Martin: The Overthinker

Chris Rock: Bring the Pain

Ricky Gervais: Armageddon

Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones

Ricky Gervais: Mortality

Driver's Ed

American Dreamer

Jimmy Carr: His Dark Material

Fun with Dick and Jane

Robin Williams: An Evening at the Met